my dad always gets off work by noon but gets home at midnight to talk relationship advice with me and my sister… “It’s only been three weeks and she’s sayin, ‘we’re not sleeping together till you move in!’ she also said, ‘we’re in a relationship, I don’t think we need to hang out at bars anymore’ the blow was so hard I had to go get wasted so I could think straight”
Note this is the only woman my dad’s ever been with that he didn’t meet in the bar. and he’s been with a lot of women.
Done by Tomas Archuleta at True Fit Tattoo in San Diego, CA. What can I say, I love my cat.
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
big dicked boy
*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one